Signs you’re getting old(er)…
1.- you remember when Salahs were ringtone free
2. – all kids under 10 call you Auntie/Uncle
3. – you’re not a Twilight fan
4. – you own clothes that went out of style and then came back into style!
5. – everyone at the Mosque prefaces your name with “Sister” or “Brother”
6. – you remember how married ppl were b4 they were married/had kids!
7. – 80s/90s music makes you nostalgic
8. – you’re not in touch with any of your high school friends
9. – you’re addicted to chai/coffee
and
10. – you need to sleep more than 5 hours a night
and
the ultimate sign…
11. – little kids won’t accept your friendship requests on facebook!
yes very sad… on a brighter note…happy birthday to my little sister who is now… the above too 
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Asalaamu Alaikum
I doth protest!!
This post should be renamed ‘Signs you’re getting old(er)’
After all we’re all young at heart? Right?
Wasalaam
(Br)Khalid
walaikum salaam wrt wbt!
lol you are definitely right bro i’ll change the title!! again we are all shabab until 40 right
…12. You know deny you’re getting older when the young ‘uns STOP calling you Uncle/Auntie because no one taught them the english-language word for non-familial GrandFather/GrandMother which is how they wish to address you now. :-/
13. You remember the Haram with only seven minarets.
14. YOu know the Yellow Pages are not really web pages.
15. You know UnCola is, in fact, 7-up.
16. You remember when Jannah.org was in an albany.edu sub-directory.
17. You had a nap in-between reading points 15 and 16 above.
18. You say chesterfield and no one knows you’re referring to a sofa or couch.
19. China was something in your kitchen cabinet and not a World Power.
20. Apple was a fruit.
As salaamu alaikum Sis J!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . oh wait, crap, I’m OLD!!
Yeah, 80′s and 90′s music makes me nostalgic . . .
Addicted to chai . . . . (just made some!)
Well, I think being called “Brother” is a good thing – I know some younger ones (age 23) who don’t even know that is how any Muslim male is addressed (or same for Sister and female Muslims). It is a reminder of the bond we share.
Anyways, congrats to Jannah’s little Sisoooooo! YAY!!! *Uncle Anees (pun intended) gives many presents to his NY Sis* – the cool, hip one, not the one who runs a website
*runs away before Jannah gives him one up the side of the head*
looool those were great himy… esp taking a nap between the numbers!! haha and albany.edu definitelyyyyyy old skool if u guys remember that!
thanks bro wcoastbaba *smacks him upside the head with a chappal < — also a sign of getting old(er)
ws!
salaam,
eep I am definitely in the OLD category… ah well, when I see how crazy these kids act these days I’m sort of happy I’m not part of that jet set of young whippersnappers
alhamdulillah 
happy bidah day Shazia. And thanks for the entertainment Jannah, as always…