- If u talk to someone of the opposite sex at 4 am your life will inevitably follow along the lines of an Indian movie.
- Bebzi starts w/ a B because it’s bad for u.
- Pack only as much as u can carry.
- If u do something wrong Islamically u end up paying for it later.
- Rice cakes with chocolate chips actually taste good.
- Never be nice to freaks.
- Don’t think u’ll change ur friends/future spouse; they change u.
- Arabs don’t speak Arabic so don’t bother.
- Only organize a wedding if there’s a diamond ring in it for u.
- PBS actually has some messed up addictive television.
- The aunties in the community r not Allah, so don’t live ur life based upon what they think.
- When u hear a scary noise (esp if ur in a scary movie) don’t go look, send a guy!
