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This is from Razia……..she made me put these up. Always defending the bros!! (that’ what happens if ur the only girl with 2 older bros and tons of boy cousins)
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1″
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Nov
15
Ok so a brother posted on my message board asking for advice on a gift for his wife for no special occassion from $50-100. So of course I made a top ten, just to help the brotha’ out u know… he’s learnin’ 
… anyone else got any suggestions just post!!! () is more explicit in case u need more detailed help!
1. Picnic to scenic location with basket of gourmet pre-prepared food
2. Beautiful flowers delivered with a poem (roses & pablo neruda)
3. Jewelery (diamond pendant necklace)
4. Suprise reservations to a nice restaurant
5. A nice new designer perfume (like Romance or all Chanel mini set)
6. Jewelery (Tennis bracelet)
7. Favorite Quran reciter/lecturer full CD set
8. Lindt Chocolate Assorted Truffles
9. Bath and Body Works Set of Lotions and stuff (honeysuckle is nice)
10. Jewelery (Earrings)
Aug
3
Salaam,
Ok is it just me or do guys have huge expectations these days??? They are lookin’ for a blonde aishwariya lookin, home cookin’, hyderabadi, doctor lawyer martha stewart home-maker or something equally non-existant? I mean there are girls of all types, of all looks, of all shapes and sizes. All kinds of professions and backgrounds and families and social status.
Instead of looking for perfection… why don’t they concentrate on looking for deen and good character? I mean all these other things are so changeable in our world, ppl gain weight, they lose weight, they sometimes look better after marriage, look worse, whatever. But a girl with good character and deen will always be that. Wouldn’t she make a better wife and mother than someone who was whiter than paste and graduated from Stanford??
