Here’s a post to help the brothers of the Ummah out
So what (Muslim) women ask, what they mean and how you should answer:
1. Do I look fat (in this?)
Correct answer: No, of course not. (said casual and absolute, then exit as swiftly as possible before any follow ups )
Translation of what she’s really asking: Do you still think I’m pretty/attractive?
2. If I died would you marry someone else?
Correct answer: (said mournfully after a pause) No, I don’t think I could bear it.
Translation of what she’s really asking: How much do you really value our marriage?
3. Why did you marry me?
Correct answer: Because you’re awesome and special. (optional add a ‘We’re soulmates’)
Translation of what she’s really asking: Am I really special or would you have just married anyone?
4. Do you think X (hollywood/bollywood/her friend) is attractive?
Correct answer: For hollywood/bollywood: (struggle a bit and after pondering) I can see why some guys would find her attractive. For friend: (with horror and a manly exclamation of ‘ewww!’) No way. She’s your friend!
Translation of what she’s really asking: How much do you look at other women?
5. Do you love me?
Correct answer: Yes, very much. (add a I’m sorry I don’t tell you enough)
Translation of what she’s really asking: Do you love me?
K The end
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