Oct 21, 2011 - for muslim guys    2 Comments

Difficult questions women ask & how to answer them!

 

 

Here’s a post to help the brothers of the Ummah out ;)

So what (Muslim) women ask, what they mean and how you should answer:

1. Do I look fat (in this?)

Correct answer: No, of course not. (said casual and absolute, then exit as swiftly as possible before any follow ups ;) )

Translation of what she’s really asking: Do you still think I’m pretty/attractive?

2. If I died would you marry someone else?

Correct answer:
(said mournfully after a pause) No, I don’t think I could bear it.

Translation of what she’s really asking: How much do you really value our marriage?


3. Why did you marry me?


Correct answer:
Because you’re awesome and special. (optional add a ‘We’re soulmates’)

Translation of what she’s really asking:
Am I really special or would you have just married anyone?
4. Do you think X (hollywood/bollywood/her friend) is attractive?

Correct answer: For hollywood/bollywood: (struggle a bit and after pondering) I can see why some guys would find her attractive. For friend: (with horror and a manly exclamation of ‘ewww!’) No way. She’s your friend!

Translation of what she’s really asking: How much do you look at other women?

5. Do you love me?

Correct answer: Yes, very much. (add a I’m sorry I don’t tell you enough)


Translation of what she’s really asking:
Do you love me?

K The end :)

Add your own…

 

 

2 Comments

  • LOL, I love the “said mournfully after a pause” in #2.

    • lol, u gotta make it sound authentic?? ;)