Dec 3, 2006 - marriage stuff    12 Comments

Jannah’s Marriage Test

My prospective spouse tried n’ true marriage test:

1. I want to get married so…
a. I can have a maid finally
b. I can have a companion in life and Deen
c. I can u know what
d. I can finally get in good with INS

2. The type of movie I would go see would be…
a. Astaghfirullah
b. LOTR and The Last Samurai
c. Jihad is a real life movie
d. Anything with excessive sex and violence

3. I find Rumi to be…
a. A crazy Dervish
b. Interesting and wise
c. Who’s that?
d. The greatest Shaikh of all time

4. I am…
a. Salafi
b. Muslim
c. Wahabbi
d. Sufi

5. I am looking for a girl who…
a. Cooks a mean Biryani
b. Is a good Muslim
c. Looks like Aishwariya Rai
d. Can give birth every year

6. Feminists are…
a. all evil
b. some good, some bad
c. all lesbians
d. really men under cover

7. Muslim girls shouldn’t be out after Maghrib because…
a. She should be in the house
b. This is a trick question
c. She should already be at the local club
d. It isn’t safe to be out that late

8. If my wife asks me if she looks fat I’d say…
a. Well, you do look as if you put on a few dear.
b. You’re beautiful to me.
c. Make an excuse, run away and don’t look back.
d. You always look fabulous honey even if obese!

9. I think the West is…
a. Inherently evil
b. Problematic, but has potential
c. The Khalifah waiting for OBL
d. Jannat on earth

10. I am Muslim because..
a. My parents are
b. I choose to be
c. Muslim girls are so hot
d. Pakistan Zindabad

11. I am single currently b/c
a. I love macking
b. I haven’t found the right person
c. I’m extremely picky
d. I’m waiting for my mom to find a girl for me

12. The place I’d rather be right now…
a. A penthouse apartment with impressive gadgets
b. A cool forest full of silent sunlight
c. A warm beach with lots of people
d. At an intimate dinner for two with my gf/ex

13. I want to marry you Jannah because…
a. Heck, you’re famous
b. Gee, you’re just awesome
c. I’m kind of desperate
d. I heard u got some bling bling

12 Comments

  • I love how every question has one ‘right” answer and then the all the rest are like “wth!” hahahaha your “test” is totally biased jannah!

  • lol.. that’s the point.. if they get it wrong….it’s like they’re reaaaaaaaallly wrong…

  • ummm you got bling bling…let me find out….interesting, very interesting ….i think i wouldve used someone of them ;)

  • You’re so true sister, almost every person is wearin a colored glass now a days … inshallah things will change

  • Great Its nice specification finder chart. every one must use it. May Allah bless you

  • left a post dont know what happened to it…

  • salam, did u put a url in it? sometimes it deletes those as spam automatically.

  • no I didn’t.. well it was a long answer to your amazing test so maybe the answers were not that good maybe why it was lost…I did it twice… still the same result… maybe a third time…

  • Ans 1 – b
    Ans 2 – who needs a movie when you have zikhr.
    Ans 3 – Intoxicating
    Ans 4 – My faith is Islam and my way of life is Sufism.
    Ans 5 – can help me find the love that I need to be a muhib.
    Ans 6 – all ideologies are non-existent in the light of the Quran.
    Ans 7 – Just be careful.
    Ans 8 – I am bald and fat but your are still here for me.
    Ans 9 – Paradise on earth for non-muslims and fitna for the muslims.
    Ans 10 – Allah blessed me.
    Ans 11 – ???
    Ans 12 – Medina!!!
    Ans 13 – this is such an amazing test..

  • salam.. thanks… so did I do good?!

  • My prospective spouse tried n’ true marriage test:

    1. I want to get married so…

    b. I can have a companion in life and Deen

    2. The type of movie I would go see would be…
    e. none of the above

    3. I find Rumi to be…

    b. Interesting and wise

    4. I am…

    b. Muslim

    5. I am looking for a girl who…
    b. Is a good Muslim

    6. Feminists are…

    b. some good, some bad

    7. Muslim girls shouldn’t be out after Maghrib because…

    b. This is a trick question

    8. If my wife asks me if she looks fat I’d say…

    c. Make an excuse, run away and don’t look back.

    9. I think the West is…
    a. Inherently evil
    b. Problematic, but has potential

    10. I am Muslim because..

    b. I choose to be (Revert)

    11. I am single currently b/c

    b. I haven’t found the right person
    c. I’m extremely picky

    12. The place I’d rather be right now…

    b. A cool forest full of silent sunlight

    13. I want to marry you Jannah because…
    e. Good Sense of Humour

  • hmmm… let me take crack a this

    1. I want to get married so…

    b. I can have a companion in life and Deen (and someone to share the bills with)

    2. The type of movie I would go see would be…

    b. A hybrid b/w the matrix, LOTR and The Last Samurai

    3. I find Rumi to be…
    a. A crazy Dervish who is Interesting and wise

    4. I am…

    b. Muslim (AlHamdulliallah)

    5. I am looking for a girl who…

    b. A good Muslim who does NOT look like Aishwariya(yukk!)
    d. Can give birth every year

    6. Feminists are…
    a. all evil

    7. Muslim girls shouldn’t be out after Maghrib because…
    who said they could not

    8. If my wife asks me if she looks fat I’d say…
    sure….

    9. I think the West is…

    my home

    10. I am Muslim because..

    b. I choose to be (and Pakistan Zindabad..of course)

    11. I am single currently b/c

    Hard a find a good lady

    12. The place I’d rather be right now…

    in my bed getting some much needed sleep

    13. I want to marry you Jannah because…

    huh….? who said I wanted to marry you??

    sorry sis, but I had to chnage some of your answers. hope you don’t considet that cheating :)