Dec 4, 2006 - for muslim guys    9 Comments

The Guy Rules — a response

This is from Razia……..she made me put these up. Always defending the bros!! (that’ what happens if ur the only girl with 2 older bros and tons of boy cousins)

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1″

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really.

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.


  • those are all true

  • Salam alikum,

    This was one of the hillarious few minutes of reading i had in a while. I agree with most of the points.

  • Didn’t bro. Timbuctoo put this up about a year or two ago? Hehe I still rememer it =0D

  • hey that was sooo funny and what makes it funny is that it’s true.

  • Oh my Lord – that was funnnnnnay!! Loved it! So true!

  • So funny but so true…very nice :)

  • So True… Wanted to see what was the comments by others.. ended up seeing “So true” many times… LoL

  • wow!!! lol this is all true!!!!… i mean they need to read this stuff…espcially the brotherssss. i am glad u came up with this….well done sis:D keep up the good work;)

  • Love it! So funny!