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How to Stay Married! - a joke
« on: Nov. 11, 2008, 10:32 PM »

How to Stay Married!

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything.
They had talked about everything.
They had kept no secrets from each other except
that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had
cautioned her husband never to open or
ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day
the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took
down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married,"
she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to
never argue.
She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet
and crochet a doll."

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this
money? Where did it come from?"
Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."


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Re: How to Stay Married! - a joke
« Reply #1 on: Nov. 11, 2008, 10:32 PM »

Special Day

I bet you don't know what day this is", said the wife to her husband as he made his way out the front door. The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick thinker: "Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that, he turned and rushed to catch the bus for work.

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

The husband was smug when he returned from work, satisfied that he had recovered what could have been a very bad situation.

His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!"


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Re: How to Stay Married! - a joke
« Reply #2 on: Oct. 10, 2009, 06:55 PM »

The first story is too good!! It's very true that the secret to a happy marraige is never to argue with your spouse!! Practically very true that many marraiges get ruined because of silly arguments!! Very good moral in the story!!


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Re: How to Stay Married! - a joke
« Reply #3 on: Oct. 13, 2009, 10:55 AM »

Hahahahahahaaaa. aww i loved them they are too funny.
I am going to send that to my friends :D
I think i may do what she did lol
thanks again
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