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Some marriage humor...
« on: May. 10, 2009, 07:42 AM »

 :D :) ;D


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and then when you see

what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,

"You know, I was a fool when I married you."

She replied,

"Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:

"Husband wanted".

Next day she received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

The bride, upon her engagement,

went to her mother and said,

"I've found a man just like father!"

Her mother replied,

"So what do you want from me, sympathy?"


When a woman steals your husband,

there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

Man is incomplete until he is married.

Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father,

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied,

"I don't know son, I am still paying."

Young Son: “Is it true, Dad,

I heard that in some parts of Africa

a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”


Then there was a man, who said,

"I never knew what real happiness was

until I got married;

and then it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

If you want your spouse to listen

and pay strict attention to every word you say,

talk in your sleep.

You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when

you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights,

and so does she.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.


The most effective way to remember

your wife's birthday is

to forget it once.

Words to live by:

Do not argue with a spouse

who is packing your  parachute.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street

with a baldhead and a beer gut,

and still think they are beautiful.


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Re: Some marriage humor...
« Reply #1 on: May. 10, 2009, 11:37 AM »

hahahaahahahahahahahahahha..... hahahahahaa.. hahaha... OMG that so hilarious  :D :D :D :D


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Re: Some marriage humor...
« Reply #2 on: Sep. 14, 2011, 04:00 AM »

A married couple in their early 60's are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary

in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being

loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....
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