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Muslimah21

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funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« on: May. 10, 2009, 11:50 AM »

I saw this on Facebook and it was sooo funny :D

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1. I'm looking for the "Made In Jannah" tag
2. Are those legs halal?
3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
6. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room..
7. Girl you fine, I see that praying 5 times a day has really payed off
8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"
11.You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
12. "U thief. u know, its wrong to steal in islam"
"how am i a thief?"
"u stole my heart"
13. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
14. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
15. "Nice ankles. Very nice"
16. Girl...I know its haraam "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself...
17.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
18.Girl you fine, TAKBEER
19. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.
20. You are the noor of my eyes.
21. Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
22.Your face shines with so much noor that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
23. Have your wali call my ammi
24. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
25. You are the coolness of my eyes.
26. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
27. You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
28. I have some sort of sickness but Allah*swt* has created a cure, thats you.
29. Sister, I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
30. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
31. The noor on your face is soo strong, I think I'm going to go blind!
32. "Hey I'm a nice muslim boy and you seem like a nice muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?"
32.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
33.Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
34.Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
35.I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
36.To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
37.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
38.You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
39. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
40. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
41.What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
42.Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
43.It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
44.I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
45.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
46.I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
47.I just made dua for YOU
48.I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
49. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
50.Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
51.I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
52.You make me realize why we're asked to lower our gaze so much
53.I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk
54.I dont need mahr...YOU are my mahr
55.Do u remember me?...from the alam al-arwah?
56.Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?
57.Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?
58.Black is definately your color.
59.Girl if lookin at u is gunnah then i don't want to get any sawab
60.Your father must be a printer cuz your picture has been plastered in my mind all day..
61. Do you work for al qaeda? u hijacked my heart
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Hamza81

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #1 on: May. 13, 2009, 12:52 AM »

Heres are some i just made up:

May i ask you something? Which part of Jannatul firdaus did you fall from?

Wow, I did'nt know there were any hoors on this earth until i saw you!

Wait a minute, i thought hoors were only in jannah so what are you doing here?

hehe damm there so cheesy  :D
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Muslimah21

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #2 on: May. 13, 2009, 01:05 PM »

Yes they are very cheesey and they are not mine.
But the ones you made up hahahaha, do you use them yourself??
 :D :D
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Hamza81

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #3 on: May. 13, 2009, 08:19 PM »

Yes they are very cheesey and they are not mine.
But the ones you made up hahahaha, do you use them yourself??
 :D :D

Nowayyy don't be silly i aint going to go to a hijaabi or nikaabi and tell her, excuse me but why are you here? i did'nt think there were any hoors of al jannah on earth! She would probably slap me one or blush under her nikaab hehe
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Muslimah21

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #4 on: May. 16, 2009, 09:04 PM »

You are very naive about the niqabi or hijabi, she would probably give you what for, not just a slap im sure a few of her own words would be thrown at you (bad words)  :-[

Or maybe she will be the type who blushes and likes those sort of comments. HA!

 :D :D :D
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justKhan22

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #5 on: May. 19, 2009, 05:16 PM »

loved them lol
haha
 neva knew such good lines frm an islamic perspective lol
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abeeda

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #6 on: Jun. 29, 2009, 04:54 PM »

dat was so funny, i wanted to lyk laf out loud but i'm in a public cafe.
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Muslimah21

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #7 on: Jul. 01, 2009, 10:02 PM »

Aww lol.

laugh out loud anyway, who cares what people think??
Yeah they are very funny. made me smile :D
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Mardiyyah

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #8 on: Jul. 13, 2009, 11:08 PM »

I like this one but it is not so Islamic. anywho lol
LOL do NOT use this hahahaaha
Sister I dont have a library card... but I can check you out!

Peace  ;D
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Muslimah21

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #9 on: Oct. 13, 2009, 11:02 AM »

Thats a little rude. oh dear.
the ones i put up are very cute. but yours is something i would actually here a kuffar say to another. :S
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brisingr9

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #10 on: Oct. 13, 2009, 06:16 PM »

That's entertaining bro!! Liked it.. .!!  I wonder how my future spouse will react if I happen to use these lines for her..!! Lol !!
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shez10

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #11 on: Oct. 13, 2009, 09:03 PM »

I found number 11 to be the funniest! - typical, already planned to have 10 kids and do jamaat at home. why bother going to the mosque...lol!
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Muslimah21

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #12 on: Oct. 18, 2009, 02:38 PM »

Yeah it is funny lol :D

I like number 6, its cute :D
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JenBean71

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #13 on: Oct. 19, 2009, 05:10 AM »

 :D

Hehe these are funny
Jazak Allah for sharing
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muslimah_M

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Re: funny Muslim pick up lines :D
« Reply #14 on: Nov. 14, 2009, 08:38 PM »

assalamu alaikum wa rahamatullah wa baraktullah,

I am new in this forum.
Funny jokes yeah, "You are the coolness of my eyes" ...

Here is one that are some common in my country
Someone talking to his lover:
"tu es le sucre de mon tapioca"  i.e. you are the sugar of my tapioca (a traditional food that only taste good with sugar)
"tu es l'encre de mon stylo" i.e. you are the ink of my pen (without you, I cannot write..)

Can I just add, it is not right to make jokes about/with islam, there is a verse in the Quran that confirms that

surat 9

65-If you ask them (about this), they declare: "We were only talking idly and joking." Say: "Was it at Allah , and His Ayat (proofs, evidence, verses, lessons, signs, revelations) and His Messenger  that you were mocking?"  
66 -Make no excuse; you disbelieved after you had believed. If We pardon some of you, We will punish others amongst you because they were Mujrimun (disbelievers, polytheists, sinners, criminals.).

you can read the tafsir for more explanation.
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