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halfmydeen

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30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« on: Nov. 11, 2008, 11:45 PM »

salam thought this was interesting... it's for non-muslims but i tried modifying it for halalish relationships, err don't know if it translates right when i just replaced gf with wife hehe :p but thought it would be interesting if we added our own after this!!

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30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM OR DO SOMETHING MEAN TO THEIR FRIENDS. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your a-- at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to be affectionate in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be affectionate minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make her pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a cheapskate..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her husband- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the crap out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your wife closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like pooh, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially engaged, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your fiance.

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Eid or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been talking for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have someone who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
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halfmydeen

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #1 on: Nov. 11, 2008, 11:45 PM »

ok so let me go first...

31. An appliance, nintendo wii, power tools is not a gift for her.

32. Holding hands is sweet, try it sometime.

33. Buying flowers does not require an occassion.

34. Insulting her friends or family is insulting her.

35. Making dinner, soup or tea for her does not make you less of a man.

36. Not being honest in the rishta process will only hurt you later.

37. When you go to a sisters house the first time, make sure you bring something. Yes, you'll be judged.

39. Aishwariya, Gisele, Kate, whoever do NOT look like that when they wake up in the morning.

40. Sweat is not a type of 'ithr'.

41. A little bit of jealousy is OK, but don't get crazy.

42. Diapers are not just a woman's job.

43. The correct answer to "Honey, do I look fat?" is never any form of affirmative.

44. When a woman talks to you about things, they are not always looking for a solution, sometimes they just want to talk and have someone be supportive.

45. Being warm, gentle and loving, and romantic, even shy is not an unmasculine thing.

46. A woman is just as capable of fixing a car, faulty plumbing or removing a bug as you are, they just like it better if you do it.

47. Housework should be shared.

48. Respect each other's right to privacy, time and space. Too much togetherness can create problems as well.

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Shah

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #2 on: Mar. 18, 2009, 12:16 PM »

so what ur saying is to become a girl urself so that ur spouse will like u
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Muslimah21

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #3 on: Mar. 22, 2009, 12:16 PM »

shah i do not think you have any sort of understanding of the opposite sex.
Are you sure you want to get married then??

 :D :D :D :D
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reeldeel

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #4 on: Mar. 25, 2009, 04:58 PM »

    How to Make a Woman Happy 

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a phsiotherapist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24.. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. Give her compliments regularly
    46. Love shopping
    47. Be honest
    48. Be very rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes 



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. One Small Smile   



     
     
     
     
     
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Muslimah21

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #5 on: Mar. 25, 2009, 10:20 PM »

A father??? what? ???

A gynocologist???  ???

What sick women have you been talking too  ??? ??? ???

You are just being sarcastic? unless you are a woman you dont really have the right to say those thigns. Sorry if you had bad experinces with some women, doesnt mean we all are like that and make silly demands. men!  >:( >:(
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reeldeel

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #6 on: Mar. 30, 2009, 03:26 AM »


 Sorry if you had bad experinces with some women, doesnt mean we all are like that and make silly demands. men!  >:( >:(

I like this quote. I think we should all have a think about it before going on about how the brothers are or how the sisters are 8)

And yes I was being sarcastic, its an email I recieved... not my list. But please dont tell me Father and gynocologist where the only ones you thought were off... anyway My appologies for any offence.
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Muslimah21

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #7 on: Apr. 09, 2009, 03:48 PM »

Thank god for that then,

No alot of it was ridiculous but i only put those two. Who ever sent it needs to get thier heads checked out. lol
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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #8 on: Apr. 14, 2009, 12:10 PM »


"Treat your women well and be kind to them for they are your partners and committed helpers."

From the last sermon of Prophet Mohammed sallallahu alyhi wasallam
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brisingr9

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #9 on: Apr. 15, 2009, 07:31 PM »

    How to Make a Woman Happy 

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 


    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a phsiotherapist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24.. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. Give her compliments regularly
    46. Love shopping
    47. Be honest
    48. Be very rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes 



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. One Small Smile   



    
    
     hey reel deal dont get weird man. ..
    
    
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reeldeel

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #10 on: Apr. 15, 2009, 11:56 PM »

yea I'll try n keep it reel 8)
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Muslimah21

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #11 on: Apr. 25, 2009, 01:19 PM »

All men are wierd full stop!
Hahahah messing.

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jannah

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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #12 on: May. 03, 2009, 02:46 AM »

I'll take 1. and 2. !!!
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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #13 on: Aug. 20, 2009, 05:25 PM »

Asalaamu Alaikum,

I'd like to add... If your wife or fiance' has an ex-husband/ex-fiance' DO NOT SIT AND TALK TO THE EX THINKING YOU'LL LEARN MORE ABOUT HER. THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER FOR A REASON! DO NOT ENTERTAIN THE EX BY ANY MEANS! Anything you need to know, find out on your own by asking her. Get to know her family and her friends.
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Re: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
« Reply #14 on: Aug. 31, 2009, 10:11 AM »

that's interesting you say that. i always thought the EX would give you all the dirt about the person and then you could make a fair decision. obviously the ex might be bitter and have her own viewpoint, but then you could hear his viewpoint and her viewpoint and kind of figure out what the truth was (usually in the middle)?
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