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jannah

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Things women say... and what they really mean :D
« on: Jan. 08, 2009, 01:27 AM »


(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Muslimah21

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Re: Things women say... and what they really mean :D
« Reply #1 on: Jan. 18, 2009, 06:30 PM »

hahahaha, some of those may be true for some women but not for all.
and deffo not me lol.
i think its sterotyping a bit :S
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3bdiAllaah

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Re: Things women say... and what they really mean :D
« Reply #2 on: Aug. 06, 2010, 03:00 PM »

good stuff. i ll keep all of it in mind.

try making some workflows for handling these situations and get my brain ready.
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Pearlsofwisdom

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Re: Things women say... and what they really mean :D
« Reply #3 on: Jan. 10, 2011, 07:08 PM »

loool! this is all really true!..... and the sooner guys learn to decode your wife, the easier your life will be! Trust me on that one!

A shaykh once told us a funny tid-bit during thoes marriage lectures, and it really stuck with me. "Happy wife, Happy life" lol, and it may sound a little cliche, but it really works to your advantage. And his point was, that women tend to perform at their best when they feel appreciated and loved.

Would love to see a thread started on "Things guys say... and what they really mean" lol   :)
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Al-Qamar

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Re: Things women say... and what they really mean :D
« Reply #4 on: Jan. 10, 2011, 09:43 PM »

We don't have the brain power to say one thing whilst simultaneously meaning other... that's a phenomenon reserved for women...

I just use one of these instead, works really well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Vb9SLkq5k
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Pearlsofwisdom

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Re: Things women say... and what they really mean :D
« Reply #5 on: Jan. 13, 2011, 05:03 AM »

lol! The manslater! thats was just too funny!  :D
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