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|Corney Joke of the Day|
|11/14/00 at 17:58:14|
Jimmy and Joe were just about the biggest
baseball fans in America. They went to some 60
games a year. They even made a pact that
whoever died first would try to return in spirit form
and tell the other if there was baseball in Heaven.
Well, Joe finally died one summer night. A few
nights later, the sound of his voice woke Jimmy
from a sound sleep.
"Joe, is that really you? Jimmy asked.
"Of course it's me." Joe replied.
"I can't believe it!" Jimmy said. "So is there
baseball in Heaven?"
Joe's voice came out of the dark. "I have good
news and bad news for you, Jimmy. Which do you
"Go ahead and give me the good news first, Joe."
"There IS baseball in Heaven." Joe replied.
"That's fantastic!" Jimmy said. "What could the
bad news be?"
"You're pitching tomorrow night."
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