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|Corney Joke of the Day|
|10/28/00 at 14:14:33|
A guy walking in a desert desperately needed a
drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon
another man riding a camel. He asked the man if
he had something to drink.
The man on the camel said,"No,but if you like,I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to buy one?"
"No!" The first man replied. "Are you crazy! I need something to drink,not a tie!"
So the man on the camel rode on, and the walking
man continued his slow and very thirsty trek for
several days. Finally he came upon a cantina. He
gratefully approached the doorman at the cantina
and said,"Thank God I made it! Can I get in and get some water?"
The doorman frowned at him and said, "Not without a tie."
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