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|A Corny Joke|
|10/29/00 at 13:58:35|
|(I hope no one finds this offensive)|
Waiting at the Gates
Two men waiting at the gates of Heaven strike up a converstation.
"How did you die?" the first man asks the second man.
"I froze to death." says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "But in the end it isn't to bad." "How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack." says the first man. I knew
my wife was cheating on me, so one day I went
home unexceptedly. I found her alone in the bedroom,doing some knitting.
Then I ran all over the house looking looking for the man.
Starting in the basement,but just as I got to the
attic,I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic."
"What do you mean?" says the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer,we'd
both still be alive."
|Re: A Corny Joke|
|10/29/00 at 14:29:33|
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