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|Corney Joke of the Day|
|10/31/00 at 17:49:38|
Two senior women who hated each other met at a
The first woman asked,"Oh my, are those real pearls?"
The other lady answered,"Why yes!"
"There are so many fakes these days, the only way
I could tell if they were real is if I could bite
them." sneered the first lady.
The second responded,"Yes, but for that you would
need real teeth."
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