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|11/02/00 at 23:37:18|
|Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found|
themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River,
looking across at the promised land.
The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted
over to the three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you
have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan
As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured them by saying,
"Don't worry. You will only sink proportionally according to your
sins on earth. The more you have sinned the deeper you will sink
into the water."
The three American sages of political lore looked at one another,
trying to determine who would be the first brave soul to cross the
River. Finally George W. volunteered to go first.
Slowly he began to wade out into the river, and slowly the water
began to get higher and higher, reaching to his waist. George began to
sweat, thinking that all of his sins were coming back to haunt him.
was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other side. Finally,
after what seemed liked an eternity, he began to emerge on the river's
As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see
which one of the other brave souls was going next. A shock of surprise
registered on his face, as he saw Al Gore almost in the middle of the
river with only his ankles barely touching the water. He turned to
Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al Gore, Al Gore is a friend of mine,
and he has sinned much, much more than that!"
Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted back, "I'm
standing on Clinton's shoulders!"
(personally, i thin all three should have drowned.)
|Re: political humor|
|11/03/00 at 00:41:29|
|I LIKE THIS ONE LOL|
GOOD ONE GOOOOOOOOOOOOD ONEEEEEEEEEE
BUT I WOULD STILL VOTE FOR GORE HEHEH
I THINK BUSH IS AN IDIOT
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