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|02/01/01 at 10:41:47|
this is cute :) inshAllah, u guys will enjoy :) ma'salaam ;D
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
|02/01/01 at 13:24:58|
that's cute. Here is another:
Brother john entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and the chief priest said "Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.
Brother John lived in the monastery for a full year before the chief priest said to him:
Brother John, you have been here a year now, you may speak two words
Brother John said "hard bed"
"I'm sorry to hear that" the chief priest said, we will get you a better bed
the next year bro. john was called by the chief priest. you may say another two words brother john
"Cold food" said brother john, and the chief priest assured him that the food would be better in the future
On his third anniversary at the monastery, the chief priest again called brother john into his office. two words you may say today.
I quit said brother john
It is probably best said the chief priest. All you have done since you got here is complain!
|02/01/01 at 17:53:07|
|Sis Malika i think this one is better..|
In an ancient monastery, a new monk arrived to dedicate his life and to join the others copying ancient records. The first thing he noticed was that they were copying by hand, books that had already been copied by hand.
He had to speak up. "Forgive me, Father Justinian, but copying other copies by hand allows many chances for error. How do we know we aren't copying someone else's mistakes? Are they ever checked against the originals?"
Father Justinian was startled! No one had ever suggested that before.
"That is a good point, my son. I will take one of these latest books down to the vault and study it against its original document."
He went deep into the vault where no one else was allowed to enter, and started to study. The day passed, and it was getting late in the evening.
The monks were getting worried about Father Justinian. Finally one monk started making his way through the old vault, and as he began to think he might get lost, he heard sobbing.
"Father Justinian?" He called. The sobbing was louder as he came near. He finally found the old priest sitting at a table with both the new copy and the original ancient book in front of him. It was obvious that Father Justinian had been crying for a long time.
"Oh, my Lord," sobbed Father Justinian, "the word is 'celebrate'!!!!!!!!!!"
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