Madinat al-Muslimeen Islamic Message Board
|02/07/02 at 14:12:52|
JUST FOR THE MARRIED ONES OR ABOUT TO GET MARRIED!!!!!!
Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
* Agatha Christie
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than
* Oscar Wilde
Don't marry for money;
you can borrow it cheaper.
I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
* Sam Kinison
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive
answers that your wife will give you for free.
Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
* H. L. Mencken
Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later;
for another thing, they die earlier.
* H. L. Mencken
A woman without a man is like a fish without a
Marriage is a three ring circus:
* engagement ring
* wedding ring
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing : either the car or the wife is new.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours
That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
He ran after the garbage truck, yelling,"Am I too late
for the garbage?"
Following him down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!"
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to
ever get married.
He said," the wedding rings look too much like
Before marriage,a man yearns for the woman he
|02/07/02 at 16:11:48|
|"I never knew what true happiness was until I got married. But then it was too late!" ;-D|
- Anon (heard it on the radio the other day)
|02/07/02 at 16:37:00|
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.
A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn't want.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
Men marry because they are tired.
Women marry because they are curious.
Both are disappointed.
MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.
A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy...
- One is to let her think she is having her own way.
- The other is to let her have it.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use
two people remembering the same thing.
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
|02/09/02 at 23:04:23|
|jazakallah for making my day|
still cant stop laughing and the roomies think i have gone nuts
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