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« on: Nov 17, 2008 05:26 PM »


Got from a friend through email. Advance apologies for any offensive parts
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TWENTY-NINE  LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
     was God and I didn't.                                                     
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.             
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.         
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.                         
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.               
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.                               
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.               
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-th e-room-spinning
       medicine.                                                                 
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.                         
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.                           
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.                       
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start
       again?
16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!             
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.     
18 . Procrastinate Now!   
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts;  Do you want fries with that?       
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.                                   
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash
       advance..
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!                         
23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.           
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless
       DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand
       times the memory
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for
       a pig.                                                                     
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background
       music.
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.         
29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.               
                                                                           
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!           
Life is too short and friends are too few!                                 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

The Almighty Allah says,

"When a servant thinks of Me, I am near.
When he invokes Me, I am with him.
If he reflects on Me in secret, I reply in secret,
And if he acknowledges Me in an assembly,
I acknowledge him in a far superior assembly."

- Prophet Muhammad (SAW), as reptd by Abu Huraira
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 18, 2008 09:39 AM »

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4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.         

Funny maybe we should make some of these our news headlines!
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