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« on: Nov 20, 2008 07:27 PM »


True' Friendship
None of that Sissy stuff
 
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?  Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.   You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
 
1.   When you are sad -- I will feed you cookies and  bebzi and plot revenge against the sorry *** who made you sad.
 
2.   When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
 
3.   When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
 
4.        When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
 
5.       When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
 
6.       When you are confused -- I will use little words.
 
7.       When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
 
8.       When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
 
9.   This is my oath ... I pledge it to the end
'Why?' you may ask; "because you are my friend'.
 
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.
 
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
 
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