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« on: Mar 03, 2009 07:01 PM »


Top 10 financial definitions that are funnier since the credit crunch began

These tongue-in-cheek versions of common financial parlance are particularly Insightful given recent market events.


 Cheesy Auditor: Person that arrives after a battle to finish off the wounded.

 Cheesy Bull market: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius

 Cheesy Bear market: Eight months when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery and the husband gets no sex

 Cheesy Broker: The person that you trust with thousands of your hard-earned dollars

 Cheesy Broker: what my broker has made me

 Cheesy EBIT: Earnings before irregularities and tampering

 Cheesy EBITDA: Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor 

 Cheesy Momentum investing: The art of buying high and selling low

 Cheesy Value investing: The art of buying low and selling lower

 Cheesy Standard and Poor (S&P):    Your life in a nutshell

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