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« Reply #25 on: Sep 18, 2011 08:57 PM »

Forgot to take some good quotes from last night's "rishta talk" but this'll do from todays Wink

(15:40:07) jannah: abu khaled so what's ur opinion on halal speed dating?
(15:40:10) jannah: halal or haram?
(15:40:29) jannah: or... torture
(15:40:33) Abu_Khaled: Halam
(15:40:47) jannah: i say the 3rd
(15:40:48) Abu_Khaled: Haral
(15:40:54) austmuslimah: halam? lol...
(15:40:58) silver: lol
(15:41:34) Abu_Khaled: I think it depends on how purty the dates are. If they're not purty, it's probably halal. If they're purty it's probably haram. Except for me.
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« Reply #26 on: Sep 19, 2011 03:16 AM »

^ LOOOOl so I went to chat and I m guessing I read the rest of the conversation.

guess the funkmaster called a meeting to the club  Cheesy

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« Reply #27 on: Sep 19, 2011 10:49 PM »

Asalaamu Alaikum  bro

We should get Br Abu Khaled to go on tour and do a one man show  bro


A year's long residency in Vegas would definitely sell out but may be a tad inappropriate!! Wink

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« Reply #28 on: Sep 20, 2011 07:14 AM »

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A year's long residency in Vegas would definitely sell out but may be a tad inappropriate!! Wink

Agreed! Very inappropriate  Angry I didn't paste in the part where he asked me for the number of any biryani-making model  Shocked .. true story!!  Lips Sealed... but at least he said he'd introduce me to Margaret Dashwood when I visit England so all is not lost!!  Grin
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« Reply #29 on: Sep 24, 2011 06:09 AM »

Assalam alaikum,
 
Maggie is sooo off the table now, after this stunt.
 
What an utter betrayal of trust! You're like a an undercover reporter, all nice and above-board, all the while just readyin' to expose us! Unbelievable! And the spin! The spin! I'm shocked! I never asked for no one's number, just a connect! Being a supermodel had nothing to do with it, it was all about the biryani! A common interest. In that she likes to make it, I like to eat it. Match made in heaven! All that prayin' together stuff can come later...

Can't believe that a private conversation involving multiple people in a chat room, where anyone else can join in, then gets posted to the board. It's like the NOTW hacking scandal all over again. Just much much worse...
 
I mean, how would you feel if someone posted this:
 
(14:20:03) jannah: So, like, can I confide in you bro?
(14:20:09) Abu_Khaled: Sure
(14:20:12) jannah: There’s a brother on the board I like
(14:20:17) Abu_Khaled: Serious??!
(14:20:20) jannah: Yes, so I’m in a dilemma
(14:20:28) Abu_Khaled: Just to be clear, it’s not me, right?
(14:20:34) jannah: Noooo!!! I’m way too in awe of you
(14:20:47) Abu_Khaled: Plus I’m like 20 years younger
(14:20:53) jannah: That was the other thing, yes
(15:20:58) Abu_Khaled:  OK, cool. Sidi Khalid then?
(14:21:02) jannah: Noooo! I have too much respect for him!
(14:21:17) Abu_Khaled: Ooookkkk, not quite sure what that implies for the guy you do like, but fair enough. So, who is it?
(14:21:25) jannah: I’m too embarrassed to say! Don’t ask!
(14:21:34) Abu_Khaled: Isn’t it a bit wrong for you to like someone on your own board?
(14:21:42) jannah: Totally, feel my pain bro! Then again, why do you think I originally created it?
(14:21:49) Abu_Khaled: Er, to do good? Benefit others? Give da’wah?
(14:21:57) jannah: Er, h e l l o? Noooo! To meet a rishta, why else?
(14:22:06) Abu_Khaled: I see. Well, at least your intention was... not completely wrong.
(14:22:16) Abu_Khaled: I feel like someone whose just prayed deliberately without wudu
(14:22:21) jannah: I know the feeling. (Is it wrong to do that then?)
(14:22:23) austmuslimah: ??
(14:22:38) jannah: Annnyway. Yeah, so I figured, creating a message board would attract loads of brothers, and it'd be a good way of finding someone
(14:22:46) Abu_Khaled: So the plan’s goin’ well so far then huh?
(14:22:52) jannah: Admittedly it’s taking a little longer than the two years I planned
(14:22:59) Abu_Khaled: So who is this mysterious casanova who has your heart aflutter?
(14:23:11) jannah: Can’t say! All I know is, I'm wearing out my Pride and Prejudice DVD
(14:23:14) Abu_Khaled: Try fasting
(14:23:22) jannah: Probably easier just to download a digital copy, no?
(14:23:30) Abu_Khaled: Right. Silly me, going down the pious solution route...
(14:23:37) jannah: Duh! You sooo don't know me, lol! But... I wish he did sigh
(14:23:42) Abu_Khaled: Wow, so who is it then??
(14:23:46) jannah: Noooo! Not tellin!
(14:23:55) Abu_Khaled: What do you mean?? Why’d you bring it up then?!
(14:24:01) jannah: Because you’re like the person whose opinion I respect the most
(14:24:10) Abu_Khaled: Wow, that’s kind of embarrassing, but thanks for saying so.
(14:24:18) Abu_Khaled: I have a good opinion of you too. For a complete mentalist...
(14:24:20) jannah: jazaks
(14:24:23) Abu_Khaled: alhamds
(14:24:26) jannah: subhans
(14:24:29) Abu_Khaled: astags
(14:24:32) austmuslimah: ??
(14:24:42) Abu_Khaled: So you gonna tell me who the brother is?
(14:24:48) jannah: All I’ll say is he’s not “extreme”
(14:24:53) Abu_Khaled: Hmm, I wonder who it could be...?
(14:24:57) Abu_Khaled: I’m so stuck with this…
(14:25:03) jannah: Thing is, what do I do?!
(14:25:08) Abu_Khaled: Why don’t you get your pops to approach him?
(14:25:17) jannah: Bro, that’s so, like old school! No, I’m working on a Rishta app
(14:25:23) Abu_Khaled: Riight. Definitely the way to go (!).
(14:25:29) jannah: Are you bein sarcastic bro?
(14:25:45) Abu_Khaled: Wellll, I'm just thinkin' that's kinda long, and not to mention, a bit Fatal Attraction, you know? Might scare him off? Bit like if you gave him a birthday card which had pics of him that you'd taken whilst stalking him?
(14:25:53) jannah: And what's so wrong about doing that may I ask??
(14:26:03) Abu_Khaled: Seriously, please go and see someone, you're not right, in the head.
(14:26:08) jannah: Don't worry bro! It's not like he knows!
(14:26:18) Abu_Khaled: Riiight, cos, that like makes it okay then... Stoopid me eh?
(14:26:26) jannah: Stop messing around, this is serious! I think I'm in love!
(14:26:32) Abu_Khaled: Don't be so silly. You don't even know the brother!
(14:26:36) jannah: Yeah I do! I know loads!
(14:26:43) Abu_Khaled: What, like, he's not "extreme"?? How do even know that??
(14:26:49) jannah: Hmm, good point. How would I find out?
(14:26:58) Abu_Khaled: Ummm... how about seeing if he passes the Transformers test?
(14:27:04) jannah: Huh, what's that??
(14:27:14) Abu_Khaled: Just ask him if he's ever watched the film Transformers
(14:27:16) austmuslimah: ?
(14:27:19) jannah: what??
(14:27:36) Abu_Khaled: Just ask him. And if he says, "No, because the lead actor's Shia" then you know he's definitely on the extremist tip...
(14:27:59) jannah: You. Are. So. Clever!!! I'm like sooo impressed! You got me thinking now, that'd be a good feature to incorporate into the app!!
(14:28:22) Abu_Khaled: Forget the app already! Why's he gonna download an app by someone random sister he doesn't even now??!! Why does everything gotta be about technology with you?? Just have some human element, for once...
(14:28:31) jannah: So what's your big idea then Mr Clever? Huh??
(14:28:37) Abu_Khaled: Ever thought of really being cutting edge, and just, making an enquiry?
(14:28:45) jannah: You’re soo yesterday abu khaled.
(14:28:52) Abu_Khaled: Yep, alarmingly normal really, is what you’re probably thinking
(14:28:58) jannah: Exactly. Dullsville! Doh!
(14:29:07) Abu_Khaled:  So what’s your play gonna be?
(14:29:16) jannah: Was thinking of sending him a signed pic of me in a shimmery lengha…
(14:29:20) Abu_Khaled: Nothing OTT then…
(14:29:25) jannah: No, play it kewl
(14:29:32) Abu_Khaled: You’ve really thought this through. And well too I might add.
(14:29:36) jannah: I know, jazaks.
(14:29:40) jannah: Thought about PM’ing him.
(14:29:46) jannah: You know, the picture of me in a shimmery lengha.
(14:29:52) jannah: I wore it when at spoke at MYMEN!
(14:29:59) Abu_Khaled: MYMEN? You what??!
(14:30:11) jannah: MYMEN (Michigan Youth Muslim Entrepeneurs Network)
(14:30:19) Abu_Khaled: Ahhhh! Got me worried then… What did you speak about?
(14:30:38) jannah: The Maqasidi Implications of VB Script Glitches within a Linux OS in a Post-Twitterian World for the Modern Muslim Feminista
(14:30:50) Abu_Khaled: How rock n roll. I’m surprised you weren’t inundated with proposals after that.
(14:30:58) jannah: I was! But they were all 14.
(14:31:03) Abu_Khaled: Go figure...
(14:31:13) jannah: You think the lengha pic would work?
(14:31:25) Abu_Khaled: Maybe, if he wanted to marry a glitterball… How about something that reflects your personality?
(14:31:40) jannah: Hmm. I do have some pics of when I did the Sonic the Hedgehog Charity Fun Run in 1999 when I was 38. I had a black one-piece with a pacman on my head, for the overhead camera shots.
(14:31:47) Abu_Khaled: Sounds like a winner
(14:31:51) jannah: Thing is…
(14:31:55) Abu Khaled: what?
(14:32:04) jannah: Because there were so many local media, there were a looot of cameras and flashes
(14:32:09) Abu_Khaled: ?? And?
(14:32:15) jannah: The pics are a bit unflattering
(14:32:18) Abu_Khaled: How so?
(14:32:24) jannah: You can see some chin stubble
(14:32:31) Abu_Khaled: Nice, perhaps a little too much detail for me to know, you think?
(14:32:38) jannah: No, seriously, what should I do?
(14:32:46) Abu_Khaled: (Clearly you don't think so then.) Photoshop?
(14:32:50) jannah: Thing is, it's quite a lot of stubble
(14:32:56) Abu_Khaled:  Maybe he won't notice?
(14:32:59) jannah: abu khaled!!
(14:33:09) Abu_Khaled: You could always try the Star Wars test?
(14:33:15) jannah: Star Wars test?? What's that?
(14:33:22) Abu_Khaled: You know, just ask him who his fav Star Wars character is?
(14:33:28) jannah: hows that gonna help??!
(14:33:36) Abu_Khaled: Simple. If he says Chewbacca, you know you're on safe ground.
(14:33:41) jannah: I see. But what if he doesn't??
(14:33:54) Abu_Khaled: hmm, well, if he says Jabba the Hut, you know you've still got good odds.
(14:34:00) jannah: what if he says Princess Leia?
(14:34:03) Abu_Khaled: Walk away
(14:34:09) jannah: oh great! Thanks for nothing!
(14:34:21) Abu_Khaled: Hey, I'm just thinkin' of you Sayyida Jannah! Lol, I put the ha into nasiha!
(14:34:32) jannah: Whatever! But he'd probably respect my following the Sunnah, no? Unless he's one of those one's whose fixated on the whole fist-length thing
(14:34:43) Abu_Khaled: Thing is, and I don't wanna discourage you from good deeds, but I think the beard thing just really applies to men
(14:34:51) jannah: bro, don't even go there. You know how I feel about brothers and sexism
(14:34:58) Abu_Khaled: Sorry, let's just drop it.
(14:35:06) jannah: k. Anyway, coming back to my dreamy man... I kinda feel like I know him already.
(14:35:10) Abu_Khaled: How so?
(14:35:14) jannah: Been reading his PMs
(14:35:18) Abu_Khaled: Whaaat?!!
(14:35:22) Abu_Khaled: You can’t do that!
(14:35:31) jannah: Why not?! Of course I can! I’m the Administrator! I do it to everyone.
(14:35:40) Abu_Khaled: Whaat?? Really? That’s well out of order! Like, reading people’s private messages!
(14:35:46) jannah: My house, my rules!
(14:35:57) Abu_Khaled: What, so if you have guests over, you spy on them when they go to the washroom??!
(14:36:05) jannah: If I got reason to, yeah!
(14:36:11) Abu_Khaled: That’s sooo wrong!
(14:36:17) jannah: You’d be surprised what you see. Saw this one uncle once. He used his right hand instead of his left!
(14:36:28) Abu_Khaled: Please stop right now. I think some sick just came up.
(14:36:38) jannah: I’m just sayin is all. One sec, brb, gotta go for number… don’t matter, brb…
(14:38:17) Abu_Khaled: Hello? Still there?
(14:38:34) austmuslimah: yeah, i am
(14:52:32) jannah: Back. Sorry. Feel so much lighter.
(14:52:40) austmuslimah: Gross.
(14:52:48) jannah: Good job the laptop's far away from the washroom is all I'm saying
(14:52:53) Abu_Khaled: Classy, thanks
(14:52:58) jannah: Stop it
(14:53:12) Abu_Khaled: Aaannnyyywaaay, I was thinking, the members would go ballistic if they found out you were reading their private messages
(14:53:21) jannah: How else am I gonna know what goes on?
(14:53:29) Abu_Khaled: You don’t need to know!
(14:53:36) jannah: Yeah I do, I’m the Administrator!
(14:53:40) jannah: Don’t you dare tell anyone!
(14:53:44) jannah: Promise?
(14:53:52) Abu_Khaled: C’mon, what’s said in the chat stays in the chat, right, you'd never break a confidence right?
(14:54:02) jannah: of course bro, right!

 
How's that for appropriate?

Nuff' said...
 
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PS: http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=5960.msg29766#msg29766

To Da Mafia: How you feelin'? Lol. Bring it!

PPS: Lemme know when you wanna parlez... You can still leave this with some dignity intact... I'm not unreasonable...
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« Reply #30 on: Sep 24, 2011 06:59 AM »

OMG. You are. So. Dead. Bro. Not even Kidding.


PS To everyone else, the above is as fake as abu khaled's valley girl accent!! I do not act or talk like that, I do not read ppls PMs and I don't wear glittery lenghas (except on occasion Wink)!!!

Pss - Dont think the mafia doesn't have global reach.. be scared bro...



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« Reply #31 on: Sep 24, 2011 07:29 AM »

Assalamu Alaiykum,

Oh my!
hmmm, wow! that was so below the belt! (directed at Abu Khaled) ... let battle commence!

Ma'Salam y'all.
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« Reply #32 on: Sep 24, 2011 07:33 AM »

"OMG" is right girlfriend.

Just remember who started this, because you daym sho' ain't gon' fo'get who finished it!

You were forewarned:

http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=5960.msg29743#msg29743

"You have only yourself to blame."

Ain't my fault you chose to give it the Johnny Largepants with yer "still waitin'" reply, actin' all feisty:

http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=5960.msg29766#msg29766

Hows them shades workin' out for ya? Little bright now is it...?

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

By the way, nothing is below the belt. I refer you to my above post that I've linked to. What was the subject header? Exactly. It was Den Corleone herself who spun the facts first with the whole "he asked me for the number" fabrication. She clearly wasn't interested in Just War theory. The classic story of the all-powerful Administrator versus the littleman. I'm the littleman here, just tryna get by. I'm fighting for us all, alone. Support me people, and together, we can bring this ruthless Mafia to its knees. Let this be our Madinat Spring!

'For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!'

(If nothing else, the sheer entertainment value has gotta be worth entitling me to your vote. Even Den Corleone - though she could never bring herself to admit it - secretly admires the comedy genius at play here. She knows its good for traffic, which is good for business. It's a love-hate thing, she loves bein' a hater... oooh...)

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« Reply #33 on: Sep 24, 2011 08:11 AM »

salam


That chat skit looks soooooo familiar, Br Abu_B been employing a little (OK a lot) of artistic licence there!







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« Reply #34 on: Sep 24, 2011 09:42 AM »



 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Wwwooooooowwwwww. Just thought I'd stop by the Madina after a long week and what do I find? A duel between da Mafia and the elusive Abu Khaled! Nice touch Br. Abu Khaled, working defense too by trying to garner the sympathy vote from the Madina masses... but somehow I think "downtrodden underdog" just doesn't describe you. But perhaps you will get out of town for a little while, assume a disguise and hide out in a remote corner of the world before da Mafia strikes back?

/Now where is that popcorn eating emoticon? Ah, this will do   bebzi

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« Reply #35 on: Sep 24, 2011 10:31 AM »

Thanks AbuKhalid for telling us what really happens down there while the poor us are here thinking that we've got the mst secured site! May be we got to initiate a little uprising here to form a transitional Ctee/Admin... How abt u taking the crown AbuKhalid?  madinaflag

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« Reply #36 on: Sep 24, 2011 10:47 AM »

Assalamu alaiykum,


Nice touch Br. Abu Khaled, working defense too by trying to garner the sympathy vote from the Madina masses... but somehow I think "downtrodden underdog" just doesn't describe you.

Yep sis totally agree. The 'poor me' act is not washing with me either!!  Grin

Ma'Salam

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« Reply #37 on: Sep 24, 2011 02:27 PM »

Wa-alaikum assalam wa rahmatullah,

See, what you gotta realise, comrades in arms, is that Da Mafia is noooo different to any other tyrannical ruler. They pretend to welcome you with their Chai Cafes. They give you token gestures like Ramadhan Diaries. Post a few photos of nice outfits to keep everyone distracted and lovey dovey. All of which make your stay in the Madinat al-Muslimeen seem like everything is okay. All tea n biscuits, ras malai n chai.

But, on the surface, watchin' over all the activity of her citizens, is the Den Mother, aka: Den Corleone. All nice n friendly whilst there is order. But as soon as there is any hint of someone standing up for their rights, she swoops down like a Middle Eastern dictator and tries to instill fear in the people.

Witness it for yourself, don't take my word for it. See the "You are. So. Dead. Bro." threat? What was the need for that I ask you? Ignoring our right to be aggrieved about the felony of that initial misplaced period, talk about a disproportionate reaction! Just like when the people in the Middle East/North Africa rose up against their rulers, peacefully. Did the rulers meet them? No! Did they apologise? No! They sought to crush them! Mercilessly.

See the same tyrannical pathology in Den Corleone's immediate reaction?! Did you see her say sorry? Take the moral highground, as our erstwhile leader and Administrator? The one who has the power, who should be leading by example. No, she didn't. Like me, I'm sure you all felt bitterly disappointed watching her issue her stark threat to one of your - let's face it - neighbours. After all, she was the one who initially - and unprovoked I might add - posted the fictitious introduction:

http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=5960.msg29736#msg29736

Claiming "Some of you were wondering who this br Abu Khaled was." Some of who? Nobody asked me. So who are these faceless, nameless, individuals making enquiries about yours truly? And if they're asking questions, why are they? In whose employ are they? How about approaching me directly? I wonder if they really even exist, or were manufactured as a pretext to post that unauthorised biography. I know now how Mr Assange must be feeling these past few days! It's like JanniLeaks or something!

Now, perhaps, you understand my pain.

Why don't you ask her, if that is, as it stated, the "Real Intro," then where's the "fake intro"? Make up your own minds. Compare the two. And I'm confident, you'll be able to figure out who wrote what.

And what about the whole "Dont think the mafia doesn't have global reach." I mean, implied threat or what??!

Ain't that like the elite forces of the Arab rulers, who hunt the citizens down, only for them never to be seen again?

So, I may not be "downtrodden," and I'm not playing the "poor me" card, I ain't no victim. But I do stand for the littleman. All I ask is some solidarity in these times of upheaval from those of you who've also experienced the overly heavy-handed stick of mafia-esque humiliation. She turned me into The Hulk, I was just a mild-mannered individual walkin' on by. Wasn't after no trouble, didn't seek no insurrection, but she had to push.

She drew First Blood. Not me.

She's probably rootin' through all those archives right now, tryna to find more muck for her next move. Smear campaign? Expose? Some other made-up story? Who knows? One thing's for sure though. You gotta ask yourselves: If she's got dirt on me, what's she got on you my fellow Madinans? Eh? If she can do this to me, what might she do to you? Hmmm. Worth pondering on I think.

And no, I don't want no "crown." I don't seek glory. If I am a martyr for the cause of this once great city, so be it...

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« Reply #38 on: Sep 24, 2011 03:32 PM »

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So when you say you're standing for 'the little man' just how little are we talking?? Are you a midget?Huh? Really a midget that turns into a hulk, a little hulk........I'm sure I'll spot you when I go out in east London, there can't be that many green midgets in a kufi running around here....






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« Reply #39 on: Sep 24, 2011 07:20 PM »

wsalaam,

tsk tsk tsk... the funkmaster never learns does he? dude you'll never be able to overthrow the mafia... note how all the sisters are supportive...that's because the mafia's whole name is: da sistahs mafia! see that there....we're a global network, u can't escape...and we work together.......we're almost ninja like  niqabisis in our stealth and strategy... so it's ok to be scared, u can always go in the corner and make tasbeeh, Allah likes that.

as for overthrowing the dictatorship of the board...better have tried and failed... but no need to think of us like that, just think of it as an enlightened rule  queen benevolent and loving.

take care my subjects and have some cake!!  surprise


PS hmmm "Post a few photos of nice outfits to keep everyone distracted and lovey dovey." O realllllly...been clicking on that SISTERS ONLY thread have u?! tsk tsk

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« Reply #40 on: Sep 25, 2011 08:49 AM »

Assalam alaikum,

Nice try, 'cept this ain't Gitmo and you ain't Janet Reno. Jannah Reno maybe...

Out here in the real world we have this li'l thing called proof, and evidence. I'm talkin' the kind of datestamped, timestamped, photographic evidence, with commentary, which could incriminate someone.

Hmm, lemme find a completely random example...

So, in the Idea's to look good for your wife thread, which happens to be located in The Brother's Club Hangout, a certain Den Corleone wrote:

anyway heres some pics (hey i was looking for wedding stuff for my bro ok!)
http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=1096.msg5992#msg5992

Yeah, yeah, honest, we hear ya! Even your own sibling stepped in to express doubt:

suuuuure jannah we believe you
http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=1096.msg9682#msg9682

Which was followed by the classic line:

just because there's a little sequinage going on and what not! and i mean they're posing for a magazine..normal to look at little dorky......
http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=1096.msg9685#msg9685

Methinks you perhaps misunderstood the concept of lowering the gaze, and were maybe taking it a little too literally when checking those pics of male models out "for your brother's wedding". Lowering the gaze, doesn't mean you lower it all over them...

See, now that is what you call proof, and evidence. Undeniable. Guilty as charged. Not like this new weak-tea attempt to malign the much-loved AbuK:

http://jannah.org/madina/index.php?topic=5974.msg29805;topicseen#

(Veeery disappointing Sister Se7en, especially after your brave stand against Den Corleone that I quoted above. But I'll give you the husn al-thann and choose to believe you were coerced into diggin' up some dirt by big sis, as I imagine she can be quite intimidating.)

What what what? Resorting to planting evidence now huh? Signs of desperation? Dear dear dear, very Arab ruler-esque. Oh my, let's see now... Hmm, if one clicks on the About (click here for extended profile), oh, what's that we notice?

Signup Date: 9/25/2011

Interesting. So "I" apparently created that profile today, perchance some minutes before "you" posted the above intended-to-end-it-all-post. And Se7en just happened to accidentally find it moments before you posted the above?  

Coincidence? Well, probably only the blind-followers of Da Mafia would think not. The rest of the enlightened, supremely intelligent community that make up this board will surely see through this lame effort to regain some much needed credibility by a once-adored Administrator, who is now clinging to power by the thinnest of her Gollum-like strands of hair.

Thank you Denny C, for showing those last few supporters of Da Mafia how corrupt their leader is, and for demonstrating the low, despicable tactics Da Mafia will resort to in their desperation to quell the growing public opinion that something in Madinat al-Muslimeen smells fishy, and we don't just mean your lenghas.

I mean, the above profile is sooo circumstantial that only a justice system like Denny C's could even entertain it, in her Gitmo-like kangaroo court, as having any iota of credibility. Whereas all the proof I needed to expose the Denniosa was right here, under everyone's very noses...

Ooouuuccchhh! Another devastating round to The Funkmaster!

My advice to you DJ Denny C is to stay down for tha count! Stop punishing yourself! Let the referee declare the KO, and this'll all be over! Enafs enough!

Denerminated!

Cue Rocky outro music...

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« Reply #41 on: Sep 25, 2011 09:10 AM »

ws,

ahhhh bruv what a weak defense. u should know in this age of technology, da mafia's communication systems are top of da line. we have reports come in instantaneously from all over. we even have a twitter account and Blackberry like system. why you chose today to create the profile I dunno but it must have gone to the top and gotten the attention of some sisters (could be a good sign for you non? they were checking u out, huh huh...).

ps don't insult the lenghas bruv, that is going too far.
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« Reply #42 on: Sep 25, 2011 09:14 AM »

Good point, well made. Some might say I put the fit into fitna...
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« Reply #43 on: Sep 25, 2011 09:16 AM »

Don't forget to add the na, as in nahhhh not really. But nice pictures of your children I must say. All 17 of them.


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« Reply #44 on: Sep 25, 2011 09:25 AM »

salam


Okaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy, I must step in here. Come on break it up the pair of you. One in that corner, the other in that corner and sit there and think about your behaviour. I do not care who started it GO...... (desperately need Br Khalid's formidable peace making abilities,where is he???).


When you've thought about it and are ready to join the mature contingent (that's me oldshaykh) lets discuss something neutral...like dhal and it's amazing properties, that should keep things calm and quiet.

I mean seriously, I have a six year old and an eight year old who bicker less (or at least employ better tactics at incriminating one another....I always punish everyone).




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« Reply #45 on: Sep 25, 2011 12:42 PM »

It isnt going to stop here Sis Fozia. She thinks the mafia gang can win here. I wonder why pp like moderatesufi arent on board, she wouldnt have stay longer..... desibro

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« Reply #46 on: Sep 25, 2011 01:40 PM »

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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy I'm in!
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« Reply #47 on: Sep 25, 2011 04:11 PM »

Hey hey we're only having a bit of fun. You guys are like those serious kids in the sandbox "my mommy said i can't get dirty" while the rest of us were busy making fun muddy construction projects!!!  Cheesy

And agreed brkhalid has formidable peace making skills... don't wake him! he'll kill us!

ok gotta run
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« Reply #48 on: Sep 25, 2011 06:16 PM »

Oh, my! I had so much fun reading. This is what the board has been lacking and I am glad its back!

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« Reply #49 on: Sep 25, 2011 07:18 PM »



But nice pictures of your children I must say. All 17 of them.

LOL. Ahh yes, they do seem lovely. Personally I hope Moomoo makes it through training - I'm rootin' for her  Wink

 
Come on break it up the pair of you.

Awwww, no more prank party?  fez


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