Madinat al-Muslimeen Community

*


Login with username, password and session length

From the news...

The dhulan doth protest too much.


Pages: [1]   Go Down
Print
Author Topic: Installing a Husband  (Read 1148 times)
blackrose
Sis
Hero Member
*

Reputation Power: 3
blackrose has no influence :(
Gender: Female
Posts: 1649



« on: Feb 17, 2008 07:10 PM »


salaam

This is really funny guys !

I didnt know where to post it. First I was gonna post in marriage section but then people who dont have account wouldnt be able to see, so then I was gonna post in Brothers , but I didnt because its Also about Sisters, so then I was gonna post in Tech section, but then I didnt because its also a joke so I posted here :-)

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
>
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
> and noticed a
> distinct slow down in overall system performance
> --particularly in the
> flower and jewellery applications, which operated
> flawlessly under
> Boyfriend 5.0
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
> valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
> Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs
> such as PremierLeague 5.0, SixNations 3.0, and Golf
> Clubs 4.1.
>
> Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
> simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
> 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>
> What can I do?
>
> Signed, Desperate
>
> .....................................................................
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
> Package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>
> Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved
> Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
> forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
> application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
> automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
> Flowers 3.5.
>
> But remember, overuse of the above application can
> cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
> Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
>
> Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
> Snoring Loudly
> Beta.
>
> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it
> runs a virus in
> the background that will eventually seize control of
> all your system
> resources).
>
> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
> program. These are
> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
> does have limited
> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
> might consider
> buying additional software to improve memory and
> performance.
>
> We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>
> Good Luck, Tech Support
>
Pages: [1]   Go Up
Print
 
Jump to: