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« on: Apr 04, 2008 07:45 AM »


This was emailed to me by a colleague!  Its absurdity made me laugh  Enjoy!!!___________________________________________________________________________

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope
with the stress that builds during the day. I have found that this really works!!

BREAKFAST
* 1 Grapefruit
* 1 slice whole-wheat toast
* 1 cup skim milk

LUNC H
* 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
* 1 cup herbal tea
1 Penguin Biscuit

AFTERNOON TEA
* The rest of the Penguins from the packet
* 1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

DINNER
* 4 bottles of wine (red or white)
* 2 loaves garlic bread
* 1 family size Supreme pizza
* 3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
* 1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:

'Stressed' spelled backwards is desserts'

Send this to four women and you will lose two kilograms

Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10kgs

IF you delete this message you will gain 10 kgs

 


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